*on repeat in my head with these lyrics*
1. I would love to, but unfortunatley… no.
2. I believe there´s someone a lot stupider who would enjoy doing that instead.
3. Alas, such a task is no match for my incompetency.
4. It´s not that I´m too good for it… but it´s much too bad for me.
5. I have a strict “no deals with the devil” policy.
6. The idea is not compatible with myself.
7. I shall not
8. Why, heavens, no.
9. I can´t anymore, I had my stupid amputated last week.
10. I think I will go find a lake of piranhas to jump in instead.
11. Has Hell frozen over? Then, sure.
12. My schedule is packed with better things.
13. Frankly, my dear, no.
14. Let´s not. And stick with that story.
15. There are worse things I could agree to, I just can´t think of any at the moment.
16. On a scale of maybe to absolutely; Absolutely not.
17. I think not.
18. I will sit this one out.
19. I find the idea undesirable.
20. Offer DECLINED.
21. Problematically, I cannot. I hear my Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandmother calling me to dinner, and I must depart immediatley.
22. My advisors have come to a unanumous decision of “NO” on that.
23. There are many cool things to do. Your idea does not fall into such a category.
24. Unless you are George Clooney and have just asked me to marry you, the anwer is no.
25. I would… but I´m batman and have no time for dilly dallying…
This is my to do list
Hahaha strike a pose!
I don’t even….. What!???
this would apply to me if I had a social life in the first place..
I just HAVE to try one of these!
Shhhh…. wait for it…. wait for it….